A brief preview of this episode
🚐 POST 1: “The Plot: Cannonball Run 43”
The message Dave woke up to:
“Cannonball Run 43 is a cross-country race from Rockville, MD to Hamel’s Mission Beach, San Diego. Whoever delivers Bill Allen there first, wins.”
🎥 Rad meets Cannonball Run.
🧢 Bill Allen is the VIP.
🎭 Stunt doubles ride in his place.
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👕 POST 2: “Bootleg Tour Stops. Real Merch. Real Stakes.”
🎤 5 OG teams.
🛻 One week.
🧢 Stunt doubles.
🎪 Bootleg shows at legendary BMX hotspots.
💵 Sell the most merch, win the skatepark naming rights.
Joe: “We don’t even have to show up—just re-edit old clips.”
Dave: “This is my favorite kind of plan: technically illegal and narratively airtight.”
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🎭 POST 3: “Who’s Playing You?”
Dave: “Stop. I gotta have *more* stunt double.”
Joe: “The team with the best stunt doubles wins.”
🏆 The Trial:
* Funniest merch table
* Most-epic stunt double reveal
🎬 The Film:
* *Cannonball Run 43*, coming soon.
S5 EP8: Cannonball Run 43 (PG-43)
A brief preview of this episode
🔮 POST 4: “Deploy The Magic Coffee Can™️”
Stoney:
“Dave, can you take a nap right now?”
Dave:
“Yes. I can.”
🎯 Task: Send a dream-token to 1985.
🎞️ Goal: Rehearse The Gumbee for Haro.
💡 Result: Launch *The Never Ending Tour.*
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🧠 POST 5: “Stoney’s Brain Just Exploded”
Narrator:
“Stoney believed he orchestrated a story just beyond the sixth wall. His math would need precision. His methods would require discipline. But with the right prompt, any AI could pull it off.”
Ray:
“What are you talking about?”
Stoney:
“Let me *show* you, Ray.”
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📸 POST 6: “What’s Cannonball Run 43?”
👴 *Aged Superfan:*
“I was there at the Rockville show. They came back 43 years later—with their stunt doubles. This is the shirt they all signed.”
👦 *His Son:*
“Dad, what’s Cannonball Run 43?”
🕶️ You’ll know it when you see it.
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