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🎭 POST 1: “Nobody Believes Dave Did It”
Dave Nourie wrote a home study course.
Nobody believes it.
Not even Dave.
💬 "That's an obstacle. But it's also a vibe."
Enter: The Supernatural Aid.
A mysterious executive life coach.
Request issued:
**"Make people believe."**
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🎤 POST 2: “The Thing”
The Product Team defined "The Thing":
🧠 A mindset.
🚴♂️ Focused on BMX.
🌈 Leads to joy.
🎯 Makes you better at tricks.
💵 Only works when you pay.
💬 “People always pay in equal measure for what fulfills them.”
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📺 POST 3: “Stop Wanting Bad Things”
New infomercial series in development:
📼 Website
🎞 Full-length movie: *“Stop Wanting Bad Things”*
🎭 Stage Show
🎤 Guest Riders
🧠 Mindset Share
💡 Trick List
✨ Aesthetic = The Muppet Show x Reverend Ike x The Prestige
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🛠 POST 4: “Production Plan? LOL”
Nobody on the team had ever written a production plan for an infomercial.
So they voted:
✅ Cheap
✅ Janky
✅ Funny
✅ Feedback-friendly
🎉 They called it:
“Eddie Fiola’s Gary Pollak’s Fact or Freestyle’s AI Muppet Collab (a BMX Life Story of One Road to Glory)”
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💼 POST 5: “Approved, But…”
The Board approved the plan.
But…
The product must be:
📦 Rebrand-able.
🧮 MLM-ready.
💰 Think: Amway. Think: Mary Kay.
Now any athlete can private-label the course.
🎯 “The only thing more viral than belief is commission.”
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🧵 POST 6 (Finale): “The Infomercial Web Store”
Coming soon:
🛍 The Dave Nourie Infomercial Web Store
👕 Buy the outfits Dave wears while pitching you the course.
🧢 Wear the dream. Live the trick.
🕺 Join the AI Muppet Collab movement.
The only question left:
Do you believe?
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THE GANG DECIDES TO GO PROFESSIONAL, CLASS-UP THE JAWN, AND FRANCHISE DAVE'S SUCCESS
