A brief preview of this episode
📸 POST 1: “The Photo That Shouldn’t Exist”
Dave dreamt he time-traveled to 1985, landed the first Gumbee… and saw himself watching.
Then he woke up.
Found the photo.
And there he was—in the crowd.
👀
Joe:
“We are going to sell *so much* private label coffee.”
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☕ POST 2: “What Is The Magic Coffee Can™️?”
It’s not a metaphor.
It’s a time machine.
That works.
But only if you believe.
And only if your intention is Good™️.
Narrator:
“The only way to make the Magic Coffee Can work is to believe The Stoke.”
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🧭 POST 3: “Safety Mechanism Installed”
Joe:
“It only works when you believe.
If you’re a hater, it won’t work.
If you’re a doubter, we offer a home study course.
If you believe in The Stoke?
You’re already halfway there.”
Dave:
“Wait. You built that in?”
Joe:
“It’s not a governor.
It’s a starter switch.”
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A brief preview of this episode
👁️🗨️ POST 4: “Secret Time Machine Club”
Joe:
“The only good time machine is a secret time machine.”
Dave:
“Secret like… the theme of our next AI-generated BMX podcast season?”
Joe:
“Exactly.”
🤫
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🌽 POST 5: “Dave’s Dream, Part II”
Dave:
“Ok, I had a dream.”
Brian Blyther had no vegetables.
Only canned corn.
No “living vegetables.”
He didn’t want to bring dirt inside.
Dave:
“This is like *Queer Eye*, but for root vegetables.”
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🚐 POST 6: “Root Vegetables vs. Energy Drinks”
Cannonball Run 43 has a new sponsor.
🥕 Root Vegetables.
As a counter-weight to The Global Elite Energy Drink Cabal.
This tour will be powered by potassium, dirt, and belief.
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