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⛏️ POST 1: “Welcome to the Joke-Industrial Complex”
Oil. Gemstones. Gold.
All treasure hidden in dirt.
So are the best bits of 4 seasons of *Fact or Freestyle.*
Dave:
💡 “What if AI mines our back catalog and auto-generates new shows?”
Joe:
“An infinite joke-mining machine.”
Dave:
“That’s my idea!”
Joe:
“I know.”
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🧃 POST 2: “Hope for Money”
Joe:
💬 “What do you actually pay for?”
Dave:
🧢 “Mostly just internet home study courses.”
Joe:
💸 “So… hope for money.”
🎯 That’s it.
Season 5 = One Big Infomercial:
Give away jokes.
Sell belief.
Deliver *Hope for Money™️.*
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📜 POST 3: “Presented to You by the Supernatural Aid”
Joe: “Why does Dave think this was his idea?”
🧙 The Supernatural Aid:
“It’s *my* idea. Given to *you.*
This is your trial.
Not flashy. Not easy.
But necessary.”
Joe: “I believe.”
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A brief preview of this episode
🤖 POST 4: “The Dave Nourie Telepresence Robot”
You tap the screen. 📱
Watch the pitch. 🎬
Talk to Dave. 🧠
Raise an objection. ❓
Dave replies. 🗣
You dream. 🌙
You buy. 💳
If you stump Dave, Scotty Freeman gets summoned.
Then you buy more.
That’s the flow now.
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🎭 POST 5: “Objection Handling, Muppet Style”
Objection: “I don’t believe in time-traveling coffee cans.”
DaveBot: “Perfect. Keep talking.”
Objection: “This sounds like an MLM.”
Scotty Freeman: *“It’s not a pyramid, it’s a BMX ramp of opportunity.”*
💥 Then you dream.
You believe.
You call back.
And you buy.
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🌀 POST 6: “You Will Dream Tonight”
Tonight, you’ll dream.
🛏 You’ll see a BMX trick you’ve never done.
🔥 You’ll feel The Stoke.
💡 You’ll wake up with belief.
📞 And you’ll call Dave.
Offer:
* Magic Coffee Can™️
* The Hope Study Course
* A franchise license
You pay in equal measure to what fulfills you.
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