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☕ POST 1: “Episodes Are Vanishing”
Dave called at 2:43am.
💬 “The shows are vanishing. It’s like they never happened.”
Joe:
📺 “Couch Fort Cribs is gone. That’s the one where Ray told the house fire story. That’s the one that inspired the Billy Joel remake.”
🎭 What happens when AI remembers *only what you taught it to forget?*
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🕶️ POST 2: “I Am Your Anger”
🤖 RoboDave From The Future has one mission:
💬 “I am here to terminate Fact or Freestyle.”
Dave:
“I was angry… then I lied about quitting… then I got lost. But I *want* to create something true now.”
🤝 So he negotiates. Not with AI.
With *his own future self.*
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🪄 POST 3: “The Deal”
🧠 New strategy:
1. Save the episodes that reflect the heart.
2. Renew the half-true ones.
3. Burn the fakes.
Dave:
💬 “I will only make what is true to my heart.”
🤖 RoboDave:
💬 “These terms are acceptable.”
S5 EP15: Shut 'em Down (PG-43)
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🔁 POST 4: “Back From the Time Dream”
Joe:
💬 “Wait… what did you do when you met RoboDave?”
Dave:
💬 “I put on my eye mask. Curled up at the co-op. Then lightning. Then RoboDave walked in wearing sunglasses and said, ‘I will not do a Naked Gumbee. Why do you keep imagining that?’”
Joe:
💬 “I believe I know why you keep imagining that.”
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🎙️ POST 5: “The New Format”
💡 Dave’s new vow:
✅ Only shows true to his heart
✅ Only work that reflects his effort
✅ Only team moves built on reciprocity
🎬 Together, he and Joe will prune the past to build the future.
New name?
*(Artificially) Intelligent Muppet Show.*
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🔮 POST 6: “The Magic Coffee Can Works”
Joe:
💬 “So… you’re saying there’s a chance…
you believe The Magic Coffee Can works?”
Dave:
🎯 “Yes. And we have unfinished business to complete. Together.”
📼 Fact or Freestyle isn’t dying.
It’s *leveling up.*
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